Who wants in?
Alright. I just want to know when I’m going to get my rebate on the amount of time I sit and listen to white hetero men argue back and forth in meetings.
I’m all for opinions, but if you’d shut your mouth for a nanosecond, you’d understand CLEARLY that you are both arguing for the same thing. You just use different words, because you never let anyone finish their sentences! FUUUCK OFF!
I have spent almost 24 hours collectively sitting in a room listening to the same arguement over and over. You both agree with one another. Why are we still here. DO NOT OPEN YOUR MOUTH AGAIN OR I WILL… FUCK! Stop talking already! I GET IT! YOU’RE SUPER MASCULINE! YAY! I will now predict what you are going to say. because you’ve said it 17 times. And so has he. AM I GOING INSANE? IS THIS A TIME WARP? @!&#&^%#Q@#)($#)(!
It’s to the point where I want to start meetings like this: “Hello white cis males. Welcome. I just want to take a moment to acknowledge that you all have huge massive, swinging dicks and we’re all very proud. You fuck beautiful women, you have hairy chests, and you’re massively smart and profound. Every. Last. One. Of. You. Now without further adieu, let’s get started on this meeting.”
Maybe then the ego-trippin will feck right off. I have better ways to waste my mother f-ing time.